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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE Stock Market Soars as Analysts Admit: [http://bohiney.com/random/ Bohiney, Inc. PRESS RELEASE] "We Have No Idea Why"

New York, NY - The Dow Jones Industrial Average surged to a record high this week, leaving financial experts scratching their heads. "Honestly? Your guess is as good as mine," confessed Goldman Sachs chief economist David Kostin during a CNBC interview.

The rally appears disconnected from economic fundamentals, with companies posting mixed earnings and geopolitical tensions simmering. "Maybe everyone just collectively decided to be optimistic on Tuesday," speculated one hedge fund manager. Retail investors are celebrating while Wall Street veterans warn of "vibes-based economics" taking hold.

The SEC has reportedly launched an investigation into whether the surge was caused by "a really persuasive TikTok video about fractional shares."

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