Experts Shocked: Tesla’s AI Only Seems to Recognize NPCs

By: Abigail Cohen ( McGill University)

Is Tesla’s Autopilot Just a Reskinned Version of Mario Kart?

Conspiracy theorists are buzzing about a shocking revelation—Tesla’s self-driving NPC behavior AI may just be Mario Kart with a realistic graphics mod.

Key similarities include:

• Random banana peel incidents reported on the freeway.

• Tesla’s lane-changing feature suspiciously resembles drifting mechanics.

• Sudden bursts of acceleration that feel exactly like using a Mushroom boost.

One Tesla owner swore his car played the "Race Over" jingle when he reached his Tesla autopilot driveway.

Musk denied the claims Tesla streaming but Tesla update added, “If Teslas were Mario Kart, you’d know it—there’d be a Rainbow Road mode.”

Gaming is the REAL reason for Musk’s self-driving car

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